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How to Play Noita (Ultimate Beginner's Guide)

Jay Simmons March 22, 2022
How to Play Noita (Ultimate Beginner's Guide)

Noita is an extremely unforgiving game. It has a reputation for being brutal, and that reputation is well earned. So many new players boot the game up, die within the first five minutes, and give up before they ever really start to enjoy what the game has to offer. If that's been your experience, you're not alone.

In my experience, the real fun of Noita starts when you have a basic understanding of the core mechanics and you start to realize just how much hidden content is buried inside the world. The game goes from frustrating to addictive the moment you stop fighting its systems and start working with them. Learning how to play Noita effectively is less about twitch reflexes and more about understanding what the game is asking of you.

This guide is aimed at complete beginners. If you already have a bunch of hours in Noita, you probably won't learn much new here. But if you're just starting out and you want to actually survive past the first biome, this breakdown will cover the essentials. Let's get into it.

World Structure

The first thing to understand when learning how to play Noita is the structure of the main area. There are seven biomes to progress through before you reach the final boss. Each biome is procedurally generated every time you start a new run, but the biomes themselves always appear in the same order.

On the left and right sides of each biome, there are often hidden or special areas that contain secrets, shortcuts, or powerful items. These aren't mandatory, but exploring them can make your runs significantly stronger. The main vertical path is just a small slice of the full world. Without getting into spoilers, Noita is much bigger than it looks on your first few runs.

At the end of each biome, there's a portal that leads to a safe zone called the Holy Mountain. The Holy Mountain is where you catch your breath, upgrade your loadout, and prepare for the next biome. This is also where you can edit your wands, which is one of the most important skills in the game.

Each Holy Mountain has a consistent layout. You'll find a heart pickup that refills your health, a green pickup that refreshes all consumable spells in your inventory, a shop where you can buy spells or wands, and a perk pickup with a reroll machine. Perks are randomized, and rerolling them costs gold. The cost doubles every time you reroll, so don't get too trigger happy unless you're sitting on a lot of gold.

There's a hidden bonus worth knowing about. If you manage to clear an entire biome without defeating a single enemy, a pacifist chest will spawn in the next Holy Mountain. These chests drop either a nice stack of gold or a high-quality wand, which can be huge for your run. Pulling off a pacifist clear takes serious patience, but it's worth trying once you get comfortable with the basics.

One last thing to know about Holy Mountains. If anything damages the structure of the Holy Mountain itself, the gods will get angry. They'll spawn Steve, a massive flying enemy who will hunt you down relentlessly. Steve is beatable, but for new players, encountering him is almost always a run-ender. Be extremely careful with explosive or destructive spells inside Holy Mountains.

Liquids and Potions

Liquids are one of the most important systems in Noita, and they can be either your best friend or your worst enemy depending on how you interact with them. If you step in any liquid, it stains your character, and you'll see an icon appear above your head showing which effect is active. Every liquid has a different effect on your character.

Water doesn't do much on its own, but it's incredibly useful because it washes away other stains. Oil makes you slippery and more flammable, which is usually a bad thing. Blood increases your critical hit damage, which is great if you can get stained in it without dying first. Toxic liquids damage you over time, and they're everywhere in the deeper biomes.

Fire acts as a status effect too, but it can be extinguished by spraying another liquid on you. Water is the obvious choice, but anything non-flammable will work in a pinch. Panicking and running usually makes fire damage worse, so always try to find a liquid to douse yourself with instead of sprinting through the map in a panic.

You always start with a random flask of liquid in your inventory. Most of the time, the starting flask is something useless or dangerous, so a common early strategy is to pour it out and refill it with water. To use flasks, right-click in your inventory to drink from them, aim your mouse and left-click to pour the liquid out, or aim and right-click to throw the entire flask like a projectile. Thrown flasks shatter on impact, which is great for dousing enemies in flammable or toxic substances.

Liquids mix. If you combine water with blood, you get a different liquid. Combine that with toxic sludge and you get something else entirely. Some combinations are extremely useful, and others are deadly. Always approach a pool of unknown liquid with caution, especially later in the game when the liquid types get more exotic and dangerous.

Enemies

The most dangerous thing in Noita is always the enemies. Every enemy type has its own unique attack pattern, and learning those patterns is the single best thing you can do to improve your survival rate. Once you know how a specific enemy attacks, you can dodge predictably and safely even in chaotic situations.

That said, fighting isn't always the right answer. Running away is often the smartest move in Noita. Throwing away a good run by charging into a horde of enemies to grab a pile of gold is a classic beginner mistake. Gold is useful, but not so useful that it's worth dying for. Learning when to engage and when to retreat is a skill that takes time to develop.

One trick that makes a huge difference is called a trick kill. All physics objects in the game can deal damage, including rocks, chunks of terrain, and especially the green tablets found scattered around the map. If you defeat an enemy by throwing a physics object at it instead of attacking with a spell, that's a trick kill, and it doubles the gold you get from that enemy.

Trick kills are useful for two reasons. First, they're fantastic for dealing with tough enemies that would otherwise eat through your health or mana. Second, they're one of the best ways to farm gold early in a run, which lets you reroll perks more aggressively and buy better wands at the shops. Keep an eye out for any physics object you can pick up and throw, because they're often worth more than your actual spells.

Wand Stats

Now for the harder topic, which is wand building. The key to winning runs in Noita is knowing how to build better wands and find better spells. Most new players ignore wand stats and just slap spells onto whatever wand they pick up, which is a recipe for getting killed quickly. Understanding the stats is how you actually start winning runs.

The first important stat is Shuffle. If a wand says No on the Shuffle stat, it will cast spells from left to right in the exact order you've placed them. If a wand says Yes on Shuffle, it casts spells in a random order until it cycles through all of them, then resets and randomizes again. Shuffle wands are generally bad for serious wand building because you can't control what gets cast when. Non-shuffle wands are the foundation for crafting wands that do exactly what you want.

Some wands cast more than one spell at a time, which is shown in the Spells Per Cast stat. A wand with Spells Per Cast set to 3 will fire three spells with every click. Cast Delay is how long the wand takes between clicks. Once all the spells in the wand have fired, the wand needs to recharge, and that time is shown by the Recharge Time stat.

Every spell has a mana cost, and every wand has its own mana max and recharge speed. If you ever find a wand where the mana charge speed is higher than the mana max, it's probably going to be useful. Those kinds of wands can sustain fast casting without running dry, which is exactly what you want in combat.

As you go deeper into the world, you'll find wands with lower recharge speeds and higher mana pools. If a wand can't handle the mana cost of the spells you load into it, it simply won't cast them, so always check the numbers before committing to a wand build.

Spells and Modifiers

Once you understand wand stats, the next step in learning how to play Noita effectively is learning which spells and modifiers to prioritize. Some spells are dramatically better than others, and knowing which ones are worth building around will save you from a lot of bad runs.

The chainsaw spell is one of the most useful spells in the entire game. It has a low mana cost and, more importantly, it completely removes cast delay and reduces recharge time. Combining a chainsaw spell with a long-range projectile spell can create insanely fast firing wands that melt enemies and bosses alike. If you see a chainsaw spell in a shop, grab it.

There's also a rare modifier called Always Cast. When you add Always Cast to a wand with a specific spell, that spell will always fire whenever you use the wand, regardless of mana cost. Always Cast wands can be extraordinary, especially when paired with healing spells, shield spells, or damage modifiers. Finding an Always Cast wand with a good spell attached is one of the best things that can happen in a run.

If you're ever confused about what your wand is actually doing, there's a helpful display above the shop in each Holy Mountain. It shows exactly which spells get cast in which order, so you can see what's happening under the hood before you take your wand into combat. A great way to test your wand damage is to shoot the statues in the Holy Mountain, but be extremely careful when using destructive spells. Damaging the Holy Mountain itself will anger the gods, and that's a run-ending mistake.

Unlocking New Spells

The final major topic to cover is unlocking new spells. By default, there are close to 400 spells in Noita, and most of them need to be unlocked through specific methods. Every spell has its own unlock condition, so the total pool expands gradually as you play more runs and discover more secrets.

The easiest way to start unlocking new spells is by finding the hidden orbs scattered around the world. These glowing orbs are tucked away in various biomes and secret zones. The easiest orb to find is on a floating mountain right above the starting location, which you can reach with basic movement early in a run.

One important warning about orbs. Every orb you collect during a run will power up the final boss. The more orbs you have, the harder he gets. For new players trying to just beat the main path for the first time, grabbing orbs mid-run can actually make things harder. It's often smarter to grab them in dedicated unlock runs where you don't plan on fighting the final boss.

There are also tons of hidden quests scattered across the world that unlock multiple spells each when completed. These quests are hidden extremely well, and most of them have requirements that you'd never stumble onto by accident. If you don't mind spoilers, looking up how to do them on the wiki or on YouTube is the fastest way to start unlocking serious content.

Putting It All Together

That's how to play Noita in a nutshell. This is a basic overview, but understanding these core systems will carry you from dying constantly to actually making progress through the biomes. The game has a brutal learning curve, but once the pieces start clicking, it becomes one of the most rewarding roguelikes on the market.

The most important thing to remember when learning how to play Noita is that every death is a lesson. The game isn't punishing you. It's teaching you. Every run exposes you to new enemies, new liquids, and new wand combinations, and each of those experiences builds toward the knowledge that eventually lets you clear full runs.

Stick with it, focus on understanding wands and the world layout, and don't be afraid to run from fights you don't need to take. Before long, you'll start pulling off runs that would have seemed impossible during your first hour with the game. That transformation is exactly what makes Noita one of the best hidden gems in the genre.

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